I Passed!!!! I Freakin’ Passed!!!!
WOOHOO!



My new love.
I bought a 2009 White Rav4 yesterday. I fell in love and now she’s mine!

Was completely awesome. The first year i have thoroughly enjoyed the whole entire double shift day plus staying in between and after on my seventh day. Woohoo!

ah, my favorite time of year.
But seriously, Kansas? You awake in there? Baylor???? you lost to FREAKIN’ BAYLOR?
And what’s worse than Baylor is it had to be another B team….What, were Bucknell and Bradley not enough for you?
For your sakes you’d better hope that OU and UConn and Pitt lose…otherwise it’s an unbelievably embarrassing loss. And I love you guys; I support you. I’m no fairweather fan. But you haven’t earned anymore of this blog. The only saving grace was that 3 of the top 4 seeds in the Big 12 went down today. And as much as i loathe having to put this down, Go Missouri for beating the TT Brats.
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You gotta give it to Syracuse. DID ANYONE SEE THIS UNBELIEVABLE GAME?! A game for the ages.
A whopping 6 overtimes????
AMAZING.
And even better…Syracuse didn’t lead until the 6th overtime. They merely met the top score every time. There is nothing I want more right now than to rewatch that game.
And even even better…they beat UConn!!! YAY!

So this blog is about a Dancer’s life.
My life.
I don’t do much at work. I do a dance here and there, and the majority of the time i F*ck off. So, for my readers’…reader’s?…enjoyment, I shall compose for you a list of Tara’s F*off’s.
1. I read.
2. I practice. A) for myself in irish B) for my dancers choreography C) ballet movements or combos
3. I put two chairs back to back and squeeze in the middle. Then I push myself up off the ground and attempt men’s gymnastic maneuvers. It’s still early on, i’m still just attempting a proper right angle.
4. I run and slide.
4b. I run and slide pretending I’m a gymnast at the olympics doing a vault.
5. I practice ice skating stops with the arms doing different things each time.
6. I make Donny and other security guards, servers watch me do this.
7. I chat with the servers and staff.
8. I have spontaneous dance sessions with Frank
9. I practice my boxing with the food runners and bussers.
10. I practice spanish with the kitchen and Maria.
11. I tell people where the patio and bathrooms are.
12. I’m a texting fiend.
13. I fend off drunken perves with clever comments and sly spy get away moves.
14. I draw stick figures and fat cows. Pictures coming soon.
15. And, in honor of March Madness, the very best time of the whole entire year, I trash talk.
And, in honor of March Madness, I shall give you an example.
2.0: I mean, maybe if KU had skills like the Rebels(unlv for those of you who don’t know) they wouldn’t lose games like that
Me: Well maybe if the Rebels had skills like KU they’d be ranked right now.
Enjoy!